Wooooah there, mark this one as resolved. A BIG thanks to
. I'd say "aw shucks," but truth is I actually am grateful. ...and now I'm a kid in a candy store.
Long, long ago, on an internet far away, there was a place called Gametalk. A young and most decidedly un-mustachioed version of me made Gametalk his web home and learned a great many life lessons there, in addition to making a great many incredibly stupid and immature mistakes. Young me went through a number of usernames on Gametalk, eventually settling on "Sergeant Freddy" for reasons that not even the e-gods could ever know.
But that wasn't enough. Pubescent me decided to "rank up" my username every few days.... hours........ minutes... until finally it was Major Freddy and I was left wondering just wtf I'd done. But by then I'd already made a DeviantArt account under the "majorfreddy" name.
Sometime later I made a FF.net account and remedied my mistake by assuming the moniker of "Wisdom Thumbs." Okay so it was actually much more presumptuous and included such adjectives as "Great," but at least it was better than some attempt at pseudo-military tacticoolness. Since I had yet to upload anything to my DA account, I made a new one as "wisdomthumbs" and called it a day. But... none of my friends at the time knew me as Wisdom Thumbs, and to them I was still Major Freddy (read: MFer). So when I actually began taking DA seriously, I uploaded art to my "majorfreddy" account. And once that started, it snowballed.
These days I'm Wisdom Thumbs everywhere but DA. It's too late to switch over to the wisdomthumbs account and reupload everything there, and this is causing some... awkward issues on sites such as Derpibooru and elsewhere. I've actually been accused of stealing my own art.
Now, unfortunately there's nothing I can do about the old "wisdomthumbs" account, and I don't have Premium, but it's really high time I consolidated my internet identity under one username umbrella. Double-unfortunately, I have only the faintest clues of how the name-changing process works on DA. So I turn to you, mysterious and nebulous reader person, in the hopes of explanation and even help if necessary.
Unrelated: if you don't check the music I include in each journal, it's important that you do. The world itself is at stake. And only you can save it by being a bad enough dude/dudette to listen to videos on Youtube. I could have anyone here except I'm extraordinarily socially inept. One day I hope I'll find someone who doesn't mind Herpily derpily derpily derpily herpy derp derpy
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